New Video series: Strange Conversations!

Hey guys!

I'm making a new series of videos called 'Starnge Conversations.' I've made 3 of them already, but only one is uploaded. Here are the "subtitles" for episode one:

Astronaut: Houston, I'm landing on the planet Berzak in the galaxy of Kazreb.

NASA control room: Any sign of life?

Astronaut: Not that I know of-- hey, what's that?

NASA control room: What's it look like?

Astronaut: He he he. This is gonna sound silly, but it looks a little like E.T. Hey I think he's hungr- Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (Gobble gobble BURP!)

E.T: E.T. PHONE HOME!

NASA control room: Uh oh! Er, Astronaut, do you read me?

E.T: E.T. PHONE HOME!

NASA control room: Er, E.T, do you speak any other english?

E.T: OF COURSE I DO, TWIT!

NASA control room: Uh, I don't know how to respond to that, you don't sound like E.T anymore, you know, like in the movie!

E.T: Yeah, well-- um... uh... Sorry I forgot my line!

Steven Spielburg: CUT! 'E.T. 2' was going great, but, uh, E.T!

E.T: Yeah, sorry!

Steven Spielburg: That's alright. We'll resume filming tomorrow guys. Cast dismissed.